Constitution

Rowdylandia’s constitution is a living pact between citizens to protect joy, justice, and imagination.

• Joy is civic: Celebration and play are essential.
• Truth with teeth: Facts and accountability matter.
• Mutual uplift: Citizens invest in one another’s growth.
• Make good trouble: Principled dissent is valued.
• Transparent governance: Budgets and decisions are public.
• Green rowdy: Care for land, air, and water.
• Rowdyism: Every citizen must at least acknowledge the existence of Rowdyism, as set forth in the Rowdyism Bible.

Official Holiday: Independence Day — November 28, 2025

National Anthem

The official anthem of Rowdylandia is “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana.

National Flag

View the official flag here.

National Currency

The official currency of Rowdylandia is the Rowdylandic Ruble. It is sovereign and inexchangeable with other currencies. All unemployed citizens recieve 10 per week. Make sure to tell government once you make a trade. Rubles are used for bartering with other citizens.view bank here: Rubles Database

Independence

View Declaration here

Fauna

Our national animal is a wild boar.

Flora

Our national plant is the Pineapple

Food

Our national food is a title given to both Escargot and Filet Mignon.

Video Games

Our national video game is Halo Infinite.

Holidays

• Independence Day: November 28, 2025. This day celebrates the creation of our nation.
• Mourning Day: Jan 4, 2024. This day marks the death of Rowdy's Grandmother and is very sad.
• Leader's Birthday: March 21, 2013.
• Women's Rights Day: December 12, 2025 This day celebrates women and the first female government offical in our nation.
• To register a business: Here
• To Talk Commerce: Here All businesses must be real and genuine, providing actual products and services to the nation.

Laws of Rowdylandia

Punishments for breaking laws are determined by the Leaders. Instead of prison Rowdylandia uses a method where your citizenship and power are placed on hold. We may also fine you rubles or revoke citizenship.

1. No substances: The use, possession, or distribution of drugs or alcohol is prohibited.
2. No murder or battery: Violence against others is forbidden.
3. No treason: Acts of betrayal against Rowdylandia are not tolerated.
4. No littering or destruction of property: Citizens must respect shared and private spaces.
5. No discrimination: Equality and respect are mandatory.
6. No stealing: Theft of any kind is prohibited.
7. Copyrights: To Get a copyright on human intellectual property simply email the leader.
8. Taxes: 15 rubles in taxes are collected from each citizen due January 10.

Citizenship

Citizenship applications are open! Click below to apply through our official Google Form.

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Leadership

Rowdylandia is guided by its leaders:

• Central Leader: Rowdy Piper
• Secondary Leader: Chance Frierson
• Secretary of State: Aanya Chunduri
• Treasurer: Ethan McGuire
• Head Prosecutor: Connor Stangl
• Head General: Jackson Lanning
• Liutenant General: Bradley Hill
• Major General: Adam Onufer
• Colonel: Samuel ArroyoCruz
• Governor of 4930 Austen McCleskey
• Co-Governor of 5030: Annabelle Frierson

Government Structure

The Constitutional Federal Republic of Rowdylandia is organized into provinces, each with a governor. Leadership is centralized under Rowdy Piper and Chance Frierson, and the provinces are Special Administrative Regions where the governor has power almost as mighty as that of the Primary Leader. Primary and Secondaries are allowed to serve as governors. A new Primary, Secondary, or Governor can be elected if the current official dies or steps down. The head general is appointed by the primary. Our Leaders must wear pineapple hats during important moments

• 5319 Queensloch, Houston, TX: Governed by Rowdy Piper, First Province
• 5030 Heatherglen, Houston, TX: Governed by Chance Frierson and Annabelle Frierson
• 4930 Glenmeadow, Houston, TX: Governed by Austen McCleskey
• 11331 Briar Rose, Houston, TX: Governed by Jackson Lanning
• Any place that Rowdy's Dog pees is considered a partial territory but not a full province

Defense Clause: If an enemy nation attacks, all available able-bodied Rowdylanders must defend the nation by any means possible.

Military Leadership: The Primary is the Head of Military, the Secondary is the Secondary of the Military. If a military matter concerns only one province, the governor of that province has equal power in dealing with their province-specific ordeal.All government officials must be armed with one squirt gun or lightsaber. The Head General Controls active Military members. To become part of the military: Enrollment Form